Monday, August 31, 2009

Letter to Charms

Dear Charms Lolly Pop Corp,

I am just writing to inform you that you are selling an inferior good to the public. No one like grape flavored lollypops. Make that grape flavored things in general. Well actually i do love a nice green grape, but not the purple ones. They have seeds. ew. But If you only sold Cherry,Watermelon, and Strawberry, and i mean sour apple is ok i guess. There is always that one kid who secretly loves Sour Apple. But if you eliminated Grape and replaced it with another flavor, i feel like your company would do much better. 

Or is it just that fact that you cant think of other flavors? because Lolly pops have been around forever and i dont think you have been brainstorming of a better flavor for 100 years. Just change Grape and replace it with a Cream Soda flavored lolly pop and that is that, because no one dislikes cream soda in small amounts, yes its a little sweet, but not if you just have a little. like a few licks. 

So thats my words of Wisdom today, Eliminate Grape, and save the world. 

2 comments:

  1. I also dislike anything with a grape flavor. However if they could make the grape flavor taste exactly like the fruit grapes, I would gladly consume products like grape soda, grape bubble gum, grape starburst. I suggest that they replace grape lollipops with another fruity flavor. Maybe banana, kiwi strawberry or a peach lollipop would be lovely. It would dazzle my taste buds while hitting the sweet spot of the day.

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